I Ate Too Much Free Bread Appetizer And Can’t Finish My Entree: A six-part documentary starring me
spongebob just visited my blog
People who are younger than you but taller
People who are younger than you but better than you at something
People who are younger than you
Being turned into a llama
A LLAMA?! HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!!
17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?”
my desktop, because.
ive been laughing for the last half an hour because sun bears exist
IT’S THE SUN-SUN TO THE MOON-MOON
Jaden Smith has escaped
If a dead ancestor doesn’t appear in the sky to stop me, it can’t be that bad of a decision
if someone has a fucking phobia of something don’t be an asshole and play with their fear for your own amusementUNLESS IT’S HOMOPHOBIA. THEN YOU ACT AS NON-STRAIGHT AS YOU CAN AND WATCH THE BLOOD POUR OUT OF THEIR EYES
Ellen on how the Oscars are like the Hunger Games